Acan: What will you do if you had one minute to live?
Me: Kill myself.
Acan: But you'll die in a minute anyway!
Me: I'll brush my teeth then.
To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of...– Now-President Obama, Inaugural Address
Everything will be fine.
Owl City - Fuzzy Blue Lights
Me: What should I do?
Acan: I talked to this guidance counselor about what to do with my life. She said "Pray."
Acan: I never talked to her again.
Ain is easily amused but rarely impressed.– Stephen, FM Letter
3OH!3 - Don’t Trust Me
They asked me: ‘How do you make your pictures?’ I was puzzled…...– Henri Cartier-Bresson
No Law School
Me: Will it be a big disappointment if I take photography?
Dad: As long as you're happy...
Me: What will disappoint you, Dad?
Dad: When you're not happy.